Okay you lost me there when you said "hook up with gay men". That is not in my vocabulary. Maybe you are saying I have to bring a dude with me and he can take one for the team and hook up with that gay dude after he leads us to the real babes. You know why chicks like to hang around gay dudes, it's for protection. The gay dudes will deter other guys from hitting on them unless you bring another gay dude to lure him away, then you can "hit" the jackpot. I'm smart huh, haha. Also, hot chicks usually come in a group, it's like the grouper fish mentality. The predator fish tries to eat them all at the same time and it ends up chasing them in all directions and doesn't get any of them. When hot chicks come in a group, the guys get confused as to which one to go for. This in turn lets the hot chicks know who the perves are and avoid them, haha. Got to play it kool and lure one out, you can't go attack the herd or you will get shot down. In Laos though, it's kind of sad cause whoevers got the money, usually gets the chick. It's a different ball game over there. That's why I always see some ugly old dudes with some chick that looks like his prostitute for the night. Oh well, all is fair in love and war.

I was never in the closet to begin with, haha.
After a few run ins with ladyboys in Thailand and kateuys in Laos, not to mention my experience in other parts of the free world, I've come to understand a thing or two about this sort of thing. Besides I do have a few gay friends, not the ladyboy cross dressing type. Some girls even think that I'm gay too cause I don't try to grope them. I guess acting like a gentlemen gives off the gay vibe? Romance must be dead, now it's just cold hard cash that turns women on.