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Title: Heaven
Post by Animist on 15^th Mar, 2013 at 8:12pm

What part of your body goes to heaven first?
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?'

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'

'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it’s your feet.'

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying: 'Oh God! I'm coming!'

If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."

The nun had to leave the room.

Title: Re: Heaven
Post by peterpan on 16^th Mar, 2013 at 12:36pm

Why nun left?

Title: Re: Heaven
Post by ba dac on 18^th Mar, 2013 at 10:50am

;D ;D so wrong , but always enjoy johnny joke.

Title: Re: Heaven
Post by Animist on 28^th Apr, 2013 at 6:36pm

Jesus Christ Y'all, so quiet now... Where's everyone?

By the way I was this 'Little Johnny' charcter for 5 occasions.

So far. :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2

Title: Re: Heaven
Post by ba dac on 30^th Apr, 2013 at 10:33am

:applause i think they have dry sense of humor or miss the joke.

Title: Re: Heaven
Post by peterpan on 2^nd May, 2013 at 10:44am

Then, where have you been? the Mars? ;D

Beef Cake wrote on 28^th Apr, 2013 at 6:36pm:

Jesus Christ Y'all, so quiet now... Where's everyone?

By the way I was this 'Little Johnny' charcter for 5 occasions.

So far. :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2

Title: Re: Heaven
Post by llX on 6^th May, 2013 at 11:50am

;D ;D :D

Title: Re: Heaven
Post by Animist on 11^th May, 2013 at 1:05am

I flew to the Moon and did not go to Mars at least for right now ;).

Title: Re: Heaven
Post by peterpan on 11^th May, 2013 at 10:16am

Beef Cake wrote on 11^th May, 2013 at 1:05am:

I flew to the Moon and did not go to Mars at least for right now ;).

Be ambitious and agrressive, you be on Mars ;D

Title: Re: Heaven
Post by Animist on 11^th May, 2013 at 7:38pm

Will always be motivated and intrigued to discover other life forms in outer space ;)!

Title: Re: Heaven
Post by peterpan on 11^th May, 2013 at 7:49pm

Beef Cake wrote on 11^th May, 2013 at 7:38pm:

Will always be motivated and intrigued to discover other life forms in outer space ;)!

Pathfinder? Or lifefinder?

Title: Re: Heaven
Post by Animist on 12^th May, 2013 at 9:19am

None of the above ;D